the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
Get the dirty Olive Garden mug.The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
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Get the late night gardening mug.While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.
My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.
by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017
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For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
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