charity chop

To chop (fornicate...have sex with) a marginal chick.

Dude #1: Man that girl that you banged last night was nasty!
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.

by MikeWW January 7, 2004

dag chop

Noun, Australian slang. Someone who is imminently daggy, in an endearing kind of way.

I went to the deli in my pyjamas, I looked like a dag chop.

by Amberfishy October 29, 2006

Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.

That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

Chop House

A House of students or young people where alcoholic drinks are 'chopped' i.e. consumed heavily and quickly.

Mate I went to visit Sam's place last night... absolute chop house!

by Bristoboyo September 16, 2020

ballin the chops

Jabbing the inside of someones mouth while they are giving head without getting any rakage.

My meat bag's mouth was so sore after ballin the chops she needed to spray her mouth down with Chloraseptic.

by jimsnickery August 1, 2007

Dog Chop

When you or something else has breath that smells like an open sewer.

Oi Luv, get that dog chop away from me

That bloke has severe dog chop

by stuey_boy February 6, 2009

Zip Chop

When you cut your dick on your zipper. Often comes with dryhumping.

Damn man I was going to town on that girl and got zip chopped

by The Improbable Viking November 21, 2010