by T2 Westwood B February 05, 2014
by Urban Writ August 22, 2008
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by 101chode December 13, 2016
Similar to a bidet, except your bottom is splashed with water when your poo violently hits the water or when you flush and water flies up and catches your ass before you get up.
Ayo, pass me that sandpaper. I got booty wash while I was taking a crap and now I need to scrape the dookie water from my forefathers off my ass cheeks
by gooch26 June 27, 2016
Person 1: Mike, do you know what an egg wash is? lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol
by chomski January 04, 2012
I treated my old lady to some space docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted I jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates
by jaylow68 December 22, 2013
by NoodlesDoodles January 26, 2021