spider-monkey

the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand

'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'

by zolivia December 9, 2010

Snow Spider

Niggers when in the snow, usually seen from above like on a ski lift. Term was coined when two niggers were spotted making snow angel's. See definition for example

"Check out that snow spider making snow angel's"

"What ever editor didnt publish this definition must be a fucking obama loving big lipped, knuckle dragging snow spider"

by Josh Allen (714 Ca) January 22, 2009

Arse Spiders

arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders.

as she bent over i could see a nice collection of arse spiders in her crack

by rhinodiver November 30, 2004

dirty spider

when someone is sleeping, you put your ass in their face as to tickle their nose with your taint hair.

yo, i just dirty spider'd youre bitch last night.

by Tony Flores September 26, 2006

Spider-man

(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.

Mary Jane? Yeah, I Spider-man'd that biatch. Hard.

by Framling February 12, 2010

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

Spider monkey

A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.

Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.

by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010