by Lickasshole October 6, 2020
Get the norwegian shoemug. A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.
Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
by Clemens October 28, 2019
Get the Shoe Eatermug. by I. M July 28, 2021
Get the Shoe mongermug. Basically a hitchhiker. Really annoying because they usually get on your shoe laces and take forever to get off. Advice is to watch out when you walk in the woods.
Mike: Hey watch out! There's some shoe stickers on that plant
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.
by ItsYeBoiiiiii October 15, 2017
Get the shoe stickermug. that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.
by Alex rtehehehe April 8, 2021
Get the shoe roofmug. by Peopi September 24, 2017
Get the clown shoesmug. Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.
So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age
by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018
Get the shoe milkermug.