chin tuck thumb twirl position

The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone

There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.

by rjs4 December 6, 2016

tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.

"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."

by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013

snail position

The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)

Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!

by Xello101 February 21, 2015

broken scissors position

this is the position where 2 girls cut themselves in half and make a scissors out of their bodies and they have sexy sex fun

broken scissors position is very hot

by djodooidjohisdbuisaiohsaEA June 5, 2019

Sex Position

Something that The Urban Dictionary is way too obsessed with.

If it exists, someone on the Urban Dictionary has turned it into a Sex Position.

by LPBvgc April 15, 2025

positive ugh

Angelina "nothing" "crystal" "jing" Parker

I feel so positive ugh rn

by 👀🦆 June 3, 2021

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023