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Douche Ninja

Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.
by Sonny James August 29, 2013
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Ninja Tank

In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.
"OMG, why duz teh PVP 'Sin not die? teh whole team is attacking him... I h8 ninja tanks
by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008
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time ninja

A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.
Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja
by seawizz October 9, 2013
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Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.
Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012
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Door-Ninja

A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.
That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.
by TurboTurbo January 10, 2011
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Ninja Chord

Usually played on guitar, but just the same on piano, this is a series of notes that requires the player to stretch their hands out as far as humanly possible.
I can't believe all that Ninja Chords that Al DiMeola played tonight!
by Matt Wrong April 20, 2011
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ER Ninja

A very educated and talented person in the field of emergency medicine.

Someone who is quick, sufficient, and very well versed in every aspect of the emergency room.

A person that works in the ER that has mastered everything and is therefore a ninja in the ER.
Preston really knows his stuff, he is quintessentially an ER Ninja.

Did you see that ER Ninja? He was so fast in taking care of that difficult situation he practically made it disappear.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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