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Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.
Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."
by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010
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Bombay Monday

Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.

Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.
“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow
by Da Bombay March 7, 2023
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Mega Monday

The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020
Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!
by Dubstephero March 9, 2020
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and ss long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see tour message.
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies.
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
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Monday

The day Gandalf get's to lick her gram cracker. Her favorite activity.
"Today is Monday. which means Gandalf gets to lick a gram cracker"
by Moxxiemoo August 22, 2022
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Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend
Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023
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