joe bartolozzi

4’3 tall angry guy

joe bartolozzi is such a sort guy

by makaiah October 31, 2021

joe mauer

the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.

"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"

"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."

by mauer power haha July 7, 2006

Joe Grizzly

The Bad-Ass black guy from Rob Zombie's first Halloween in the truckstop bathroom that gets pwnd by ol' Mikey.

"Let me introduce myself, I'm Joe Grizzly bitch!"
*Michael Myers Kills Joe Grizzly*

by SomeFatNig October 21, 2010

Joe Grinds

The man that's at your house taking care of your wife or girlfriend while you are at work.

Mike: I'm going home early today.
Clyde: Make sure you call first give "Joe Grinds" enough time to leave.

by Stallion3725 August 13, 2016

Joe Manchin

A guy who is somehow able to singlehandedly sabotage the entire Democratic agenda. That's right. Even when there's no Mitch McConnell, there's a Mitch McConnell. Definitely don't look into who funds him.

Joe Manchin is ruining everything.

by Troi_Baker October 7, 2021

Joe Bird

To stab or shank some one in the upper leg or calf.

In a football stadium at a high school if you had a knife and you got upset for no reason you could Joe Bird someone and be haled off by the police. Never to return to school again.

by Streisand,B January 18, 2008

Joe Walker

Possibly the most attractive and talented man in the world. A member of the theatre group Starkid productions. And an amazing talented and creative actor, singer, and writer. Has preformed in all of the Starkid musicals and a mountain dew commercial. He is also Jewish. A simply amazing individual who is loved by fangirls everywhere.

Hey, did you see Joe Walker in AVPS?

Yeah, as Umbridge?

Yup, the only man that, i must say, that looks incredibly manly and handsome in a dress.

by Seinfeld/Starkid #1 Fangirl March 15, 2013