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ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie
The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...
by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020
mugGet the ham piemug.

Ham off

To wank.
"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."
by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008
mugGet the Ham offmug.

ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats
"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"
by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014
mugGet the ham policemug.

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham
by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021
mugGet the Penis hammug.

Ham sandle

Yo that guy is an absolute Ham Sandle!
by Not Ham Sandle August 31, 2021
mugGet the Ham sandlemug.

Rum Ham

A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
Where is Rum Ham?
It fell off of the boat.
RUM HAM NO!!
by Retr0200202 June 3, 2019
mugGet the Rum Hammug.

ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎
HEY MAN HAM SHAKE
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”
by babyh8r July 20, 2021
mugGet the ham shakemug.

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