The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.
A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .
by Truudat December 22, 2017
I wanna be that that’s just an inside joke, a thug that’s pulling a Freddy boy who’s got a personal relationship with his hoes calls them when he’s not around his wife since the money and hides every single check or transaction that he makes a con he is an unholy. Dad leaves his kids at home with his wife while he’s out there, playing cards with hoes at the strip club. He gets his boy with him, they stay up all night on drugs spending money comes back home and lies to his wife straight in her face. He does this constantly throughout his life the day he married he said it was forever, but what’s forever without a little fun without a little lie, he continues his lifestyle as a mole And thinks he will never get caught. He has anonymously continue to dig himself a deeper hole doesn’t believe in God and thinks that it’s God‘s fault he will continue to be swimming in his own misery. You’ll never know when you see this man if he’s true, or not, but a married man, that is unholy is a con. He will rip your heart out the day you meet him, or if I say become one of his hoes.
Daughter-Hey dad, where are you going? Mom said that you were going to go to the store can you get me something?
Unholy dad-yeah sure, what do you want?
Daughter-I’ll take a Coke and some chips please
Unholy dad-OK
He leaves to the store looks at his phone is already got hoes, lined up messaging and calling him wanting to know what he’s doing next because he has not been where they are so they’re asking about where his whereabouts are.
He makes up lies as he goes. He’s really good at it while he’s taking a while. He’s getting his work done on the side. And all the while he comes back home and forgets his daughters chips and her Coke must be hard to be an unholy doubt out there forgetting your child’s needs and keeping up with your own. How do you sleep at night?
Unholy dad-yeah sure, what do you want?
Daughter-I’ll take a Coke and some chips please
Unholy dad-OK
He leaves to the store looks at his phone is already got hoes, lined up messaging and calling him wanting to know what he’s doing next because he has not been where they are so they’re asking about where his whereabouts are.
He makes up lies as he goes. He’s really good at it while he’s taking a while. He’s getting his work done on the side. And all the while he comes back home and forgets his daughters chips and her Coke must be hard to be an unholy doubt out there forgetting your child’s needs and keeping up with your own. How do you sleep at night?
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by Yeah brudda July 26, 2020
A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.
by Ward-West February 18, 2018
by hg_19 June 22, 2018
The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.
by Slawdad July 18, 2018
A dad who smoke weed and own horses. They have a weird southern agent. They mostly have a Country mom as a wife. Their kids are secretly going into the city to escape the country. The smoke weed.
My country dad
by Hey kiddo February 09, 2021