charity chop

To chop (fornicate...have sex with) a marginal chick.

Dude #1: Man that girl that you banged last night was nasty!
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.

by MikeWW January 7, 2004

Doo Chop

A hybrid taken from the word "hairdoo" meaning hair style and "chop" meaning cut. A doo chop is basically a haircut, usually needed for a guy with long hair

wow that guy needs a doo chop soon

by xndrh1 May 25, 2009

chopping a mix

Aussie slang for breaking up and or grinding marijuana.

"Hey man what you up to"
"Just chopping a mix so I can get stoned"

by starmazer July 15, 2016

Dog Chop

When you or something else has breath that smells like an open sewer.

Oi Luv, get that dog chop away from me

That bloke has severe dog chop

by stuey_boy February 6, 2009

Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.

That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

dag chop

Noun, Australian slang. Someone who is imminently daggy, in an endearing kind of way.

I went to the deli in my pyjamas, I looked like a dag chop.

by Amberfishy October 29, 2006

dingle chops

When a salad tosser gets his mutton chops directly in the line of fire and recieves a pooh facial that leaves dingle berries clinging to his (her) mutton chop.

April: What's that smell?!?!
John: Oh, Jeremy has some ripe dinglechops swingin in the breeze.

by lilly fisher March 14, 2005