clobber the clown

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."
by Joe Bone March 08, 2005
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Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.
Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.
by Pieteman January 14, 2014
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clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.
The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.
by elspicyjack June 18, 2009
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clown bag

A person who overcompensates in a professional environment.
That art director is a clown bag.
by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009
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clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.
Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?
by Jeff Ries March 17, 2007
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Support Clown

Those unreachable and not understandable people your company hires to perform mission critical systems supoort in a location so far away it would take a hot air baloon and 40 days to get there.
I called tech support three times today and kept getting the same support clown. Every time I did what he asked I could swear I heard a horn honking and wind whistle.
by ilookmarvlus February 07, 2012
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windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
by Chip Control August 23, 2018
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