Thick Bread

Used in any case of being delusionally stressed.

(synonym -fatty carbohydrate)

(Antonym- Skinnylicious Cheese)

Bob asked, "Julia how do you think that test went?" Julia replied, "Well it was pretty thick bread."

by BOBTHECOOLIO January 23, 2019

Slow as bread

Slow as bread is a phrase attributed to things that are going the normal speed as they should but you, for some reason, do not like it.

"My team is slow as bread."

by vampireckstasee September 15, 2009

loaf of bread

When a cat lays on its stomach and tucks its feet and tail beneath it so that they cannot be seen (appearing to look like a loaf of bread)

"Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at the loaf of bread!'"

by Katherine Bennett February 28, 2008

G-bread

A person (generally a guy) who only consumes bread mainly garlic bread. Can be seen to eat other things on the bread but under no circumstances would those foods be legumes, vegetables or anything somewhat good for that person.

Hey, G-Bread is that garlic in the microwave?
Yo, G-Bread man! Can I smell garlic bread?

by Westbourne Grove September 8, 2008

liquid bread

beer, especially one rich in nutrients from the yeast used to ferment it

The shelves were full of liquid bread but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2010

Bread Head

It's an adjective used to describe someone obsessed with bread. Hence bread is always on their head.

Kid 1: You hear what Johnny did?
Kid 2: What did he do?
Kid 1: He ate an entire loaf of bread.
Kid 2: What a Bread Head

by LordBreadHead January 30, 2019

bread head

Someone who is a big fan of children's singer/songwriter, Bread Harrity.

"We're huge Bread heads, we go to all the Bread Harrity concerts."

by CannibalCorpse666 May 1, 2009