Alan

literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.

“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”

“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”

by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021

alan

i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.

miss you alan

by myth0ughts August 24, 2023

Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark

Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke

by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

Alan

Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke

alan the hairdresser

by REEEEEEEEE//HEHE June 16, 2019

Alan and hayden

Cute boys but they are both traumatized so maybe comfort them when you see them

Defination: a type of couple who went through traumatic exprience and dies in a romantic way

they just pulled a alan and hayden on each other

by Yo why lowber September 28, 2025

Alan Li

This word is often used to compliment or describe someone of high Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama.

Alan Li: Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)SUIIIIIIIIIIII

by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023

Alan

Very Handsome, multi-task masters, hard working, very driven and very loving. Will give anything in the world if you was he’s girl. Most Alan’s are trustworthy and over protective. Don’t take their kindness for weakness because it will back fire in a bad way for you. All in all if you get to know a Alan lock them in your life. It will be the best thing for you.

If greatness was a person name, I’m pretty sure it would be ALAN!

by Alan B November 23, 2021