Luckier than a sucked dick

Extremely fortunate/ Lucky. #blessed

Boy your luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

Dumber than a Box of Rocks

That guy name Jake from Rocket League

Jake is dumber than a box of rocks on any game we play

by Thatboiinblue February 23, 2021

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 9, 2021

Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.

“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin”

by OCarroll16 April 14, 2021

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

im better than you

a fact

person1: Why'd you do that
person2: because im better than you
person1: that is a fact

by shatrat March 8, 2022

Is Aemelia cuter than Dylan?

It is unequivocally known that any girl named Aemelia is much cuter/attractive/pretty etc. than any person named Dylan. This is well known and supported by many people throughout the world, as it is obvious.

Person 1: "Hey man, do you wanna play some 2k?"
Person 2: "Pfft, is Aemelia cuter than Dylan?"

by Bruhmovement January 26, 2022