test-fuck

To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.

"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"

"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"

"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"

by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012

Testoculars

When a man stretches and places his testicles over a female's eyes, allowing her to use them as binoculars.

"Dude, Kathy is so hot. I want her to use my balls as testoculars."

"My girlfriend wanted to get kinky last night, so she looked through a pair of testoculars."

by Ponchezied March 11, 2013

Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals

Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy

by Ns October 10, 2013

Testicular Terrorist

Any person that decides to strike a man in the nether region aka his nuts, balls, sack.

Jenna was fooling around with Jimbo when she decided to strike him in the nuts. Jenna is now labeled a Testicular Terrorist.

by xxHouse82xx December 4, 2014

Testicular Pain

When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.

Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine

by BussANut October 15, 2015

tesoriero

Tesoriero's are complicated people but have a kind soul once you get to know them.
They have a heart of gold that is covered in ice and is hard to get to but once you do you should never let it go.
Its Italian.

Tesoriero is so beautiful.

by pennyunwise October 17, 2017

testicular heft

When a badass drops the science that can’t be disputed or denied!

That plan was made by a man with real Testicular Heft !

by Torontovip May 23, 2018