Kangaroo Temperature

165.2° Fahrenheit (Hot)

Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT

by Theatre4H January 30, 2020

Different-Temperature Dog

a Hot Dog that is no longer Hot

dammit, my Hot Dog has become a Different-Temperature Dog (Replace Different-Temperature with a Temperature)

Cold

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

smith templeton

The hottest man alive with the best moobies. Gets all the females

I want to make love with Smith templeton

by Ispeakfactsalldayerrrday September 16, 2020

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

duck temple

best smp ever

pumpkin: danggg duck temple smp is lit
ellothere: yes

by pumpkinnnn February 3, 2021

Zyrus_tempest

Basically a God, Pp status of confused when looking at rimuru tempest

This man was so confused he was more confused then Zyrus_Tempest

by Zyrus_tempest February 18, 2021

Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny

I really want to Ed-templeton you

by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021