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Taking my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 11, 2010
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Taking a Larry

While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.
Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"
by GrooveAssassin7 July 12, 2010
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taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.
1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.
by joshow March 7, 2016
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talking tom

A talking tom is someone who has no original thoughts and just repeats everything you say right after you say it.
She is such a talking tom. Having a conversation with her is like talking into a digital voice recorder and hitting instant playback.
by Keegols March 20, 2016
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Shit-Talking

When someone talks shit.
Jasper, I'm sick sick of your shit-talking
by JoblessHalfling November 10, 2014
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Talking Shit

Saying something (usually mean) about someone, and when confronted straight up denying - and even saying the opposite of what you had said.
Shelby: OhhEMMMGEEE Helga is such a whore!
Anne: Really?!

***5 minutes later***
Anne: Shelby is Talking Shit about you
Helga: What?!

***10 minutes later***

Helga: So I'm a whore?
Shelby: What? Who said that? That is so mean! I can't believe anyone would call you that!
by MyDefinitionisCorrect November 21, 2010
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Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.

It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.
by UnequivocallyAwesome January 27, 2010
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