shoit

Get out of work by excuses, shirk

He shoited out of work today.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 9, 2019

Switchjob

It's like paizuri (Mammary intercourse) but you use both Joy-cons from Nintendo Switch

I beat my Gf at Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, as a reward she gives me a the best Switchjob ever

by yeepyeep March 13, 2019

Switch

A game in which there is one leader and any number of players. When the game starts, players put one finger in their mouth and another finger in their asshole.

The leader will, at his discretion, yell “SWITCH!” At which point, the players must all switch the finger which was previously in their mouth to their asshole and vice versa.

The last player to successfully switch is out. The last player remaining is the new leader.

Hey, you guys wanna play a game of switch to see who gets the biggest piece of cake?

by The Real Renus Collector August 25, 2019

switch pleb

A phrase with the word pleb and switch in it. Used as an insult to people that only have switch consoles but actually it's a compliment.

"Your a true switch pleb"
"Thanks"

by Theonetheonlybilllyyyyyyyy October 19, 2019

Switch mafuck

It when you go to one room to another to grab a object then two the other room and go back to the same room because you grabes the wrong thing and bring to the next room over and bring another object to the first room.

“I had To bring one object to one room and bring another object to the first room it a big switch mafuck”.

by L. O. L May 18, 2021

Snoit

Anoit

"Thats a nice snoit." (:

by BirtneyHowever June 14, 2021

switchyswoppy

Some days good, some days bad. Not sure how I feel about it...

Friend: How's maths?
You: Pretty switchyswoppy ya know
Friend: What?
You: Sometimes its good, sometimes it's bad
Friend: ok...
You: Just like my opinion about you
Friend: Hey!

by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing September 1, 2021