Ham sandle

An absolute sexy bastard

Yo that guy is an absolute Ham Sandle!

by Not Ham Sandle August 31, 2021

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021

ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.

Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...

by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020

Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal

Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....

by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020