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im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022
mugGet the im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dickmug.
A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
mugGet the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monstermug.

are you stroking my cock

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024
mugGet the are you stroking my cockmug.

4 stroke cycle

The 4 stroke cycle is when you grab 2 dildos covered in shit and maggots, then deeply shove them in a woman’s cooter and mouth so she will be relaxed and can’t scream. Then you put on a Chewbacca outfit and rip her arms off and roar. Then, you release a swarm of fire ants into her cooter to eat her alive from the inside out. After she is dead, you take her bones and professionally shape them to be limb attachments. You then take the arms you ripped off her and connect them to the limb attachments. With the Bluetooth accessory you should be able to control the arms and hands with your mind. Then you pull out your dick and like an engine your stroke one hand down at a time and one hand up at a time. Then you have the four stroke cycle.
I just did a 4 stroke cycle last week.
Other guy: NIGGGER
by Mrreggin October 7, 2025
mugGet the 4 stroke cyclemug.

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them
I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.
by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024
mugGet the Day one strokesmug.

exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.
"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"
by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008
mugGet the exertion strokemug.
Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 26, 2024
mugGet the different strokes for different blokesmug.

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