Stephen hawk-ing

When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.

(On computer monitor) bro last night was crazy she gave me a stephen hawk-ing

by anonymous May 24, 2024

Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

Stephen

The GOAT

I love Stephen he’s so hot and sexy and good at everything he does

by 🚬👹 December 6, 2021

Steaming Stephen

A type of event that includes one taking a hit off a vape at the same time as taking a shit

Bro, I was just on the shitter and was fiending so I hit a Steaming Stephen!

by alankasprzyk23 April 7, 2024

Stephen Beiras

The most handsome, sweetest, funniest, most amazing guy on earth.

Stephen Beiras is so perfect, I wanna be with him forever

by Lysandra2004 December 13, 2019

Stephen

He’s is the funniest person, with the nicest blue eyes, crazy mother fucker with the biggest balls I ever see. Careful as he’s a Tramp a sexy one. Good friend good father and a rat boyfriend

Oh look at this boy he’s gorgeous. Oh yes that’s Stephen he’s a tramp

by Ratwoman February 6, 2020

Stephen

Your average techy iron ingot warframe enjoyer that still is struggling to understand why it’s not gay.

__**HOW.mp4**__
*Act 1 Scene 1*

Ryan - Stephen, I love you, I'm sorry
Stephen - Ac-th-the thats gay.
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈
Dean - Well so- what- wait wait, how is that gay though?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❔
*(Silence, 2 seconds)*
Stephen - You've got a point
*(Ryan bursts into hysterical laughter)* 🤣😂
Ryan - Stephen, how is it gay?
*(Boom)* ❔🏳️ 🌈
Dean - How is it gay, Stephen?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❓
Ryan - Nah man. Don't have it Stephen.
*(Boom)* 🚫
*(Ryan continues to laugh)*
Stephen - Anyway, can you just- can you just-

***FIN***

by moony06 May 8, 2022