dick shaving

The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.

Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.

by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018

poo-stain

A person that no one likes and extremely resembles a stain left by a poop.

Maya is such a poo-stain!

by Salty potatoe May 16, 2019

Worship Stalin month

In the Month od December people in southern Russia and Georgia worship Stalin beacuse they do not see him as a dictator but more of National hero.

Ayo Ivan get ready for worship Stalin Month or you go to gulag

by GrabNigs November 5, 2019

pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka July 25, 2016

lil poop stain

A side piece you have that normally has a turd nugget in her G-string.

" Cindy just called, she's my one an only lil poop stain"

by Sir elfdickey December 21, 2016

hittin' the stain

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.

“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018

Stalinium

The hardest element that is known to man, named after the 1922-1953 Russian leader Joseph Stalin. (Note that it isn't real.)

The tank is made of PURE STALINIUM!

by StolenStalin April 19, 2017