United States Marine Corps

Unlike what most people say it is not "better" than the army or any other branch. Each branch has it's on set of jobs and application in times of war. If the Marines were the best (as most military illiterate people think) we wouldn't need anyone else. Also the statement of them being the toughest is almost completely untrue. The statement itself is too ambiguous. Most recruits make it through Marine BCT while other branches have more strenuous training regimen than the overrated "Crucible".

Me- "I train everyday in hopes in one day being a SEAL team member. The dropout from Indoctrination through BUD/s and SQT is over 95% so I'm not going to slack on any of my preparation."

Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"

by Delta_Lead April 25, 2009

Stanislaus Q. McInsertiontson

One who is easily offended at harmless statements often promoting a controversial attitude.

A White Person: "Man I hate niggars, always stealing my crack and cutting in front of me at the welfare line".

A Black Person: ":FS*(&P(S*F&PSIUFHISUE*(&Y*(W(R*YWPE(*R&P(W*E&R*(P(*DSP(SDFKLJSDHFLISUDHF MAN WE HATE YOU TOO! NOW STEP BACK WHILE I GO RAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

A White Person: "Chill, don't be such a Stanislaus Q. McInsertionson."

by Stanislaus Q. McInsertionson's cheap Mexican equivalent September 19, 2004

stateist

An American who thinks his state is better than any other one.

God, those Massholes keep fucking up New Hampshire by buying all the lake property and driving like retards. I'm such a stateist.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

Oddly Satisfying

Something stupid that idiotic tweens and pathetic SnapChaters use to describe something in their desperately pathetic pursuit in trying to get featured.

*butters toast*

OMIGOSH! This is totes oddly satisfying. Let me Snap it, caption “did I make it Snapchat?”, and hope SnapChat will feature me!

by SaltyOldMan November 30, 2019

United States of America

The best frickin' country in the world! and the only one that matters. So all you countries out there that complain about us, Shut your mouth cuz' we pay for your shit and we deal with all your BS.

Basically, everyone is playa hatin' because their jealous of the United States of America and most of all because, We run this shit!

Person: What's that piece of crap up North

Genius: Oh yeah it's Canada, the place that always bitches about the US even though we do all their shit!

The United States of America rules!

by TBurr May 31, 2007

the united states of leland

best movie ever created, starring Ryan Gosling

omgz did you see the united states of leland?
yea it was s0o0o0o sad, omgz.
LETS OVERPOPULATE IT!

by alexis h. July 16, 2006

Stanislas

He is gay faggot. He dreams of Olivier Giroud and wanks to posters of him. He is also known to be very fat and slow when running. He likes to think of himself as a god, but in reality everyone knows that he is a sad lonely dumbass which is why he is called stanislas. Dumbass and Stanislas rhyme😉. He likes to dream about a big fat baguette with nutella on the tip fucking him when he sleeps. People also refere to him as the worst swear word to ever be made and to be called a 'Stanislas' is the worst thing that could ever happen to you and you should probably just commit suicide .

You are such a Stanislas !!!
How dare You😱! You just said the 'S' word!

by Bom Bam Slam May 29, 2018