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Blue stocking 

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
Blue stocking by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
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Slacking 

To leave the house without a firearm.
You out here with no burner, you slacking
Slacking by RayWallace January 23, 2020

Gang Stalking 

A bunch of bullshit. Voice to skull technology+frequencies received by the ears that depress you and make you anxious+body manipulation+the worst performance you'll ever see. A nonsensical retard fest. It's not anyone in your community. It's not anyone you know. It's the government. It's MK-Ultra Part 2. Ignore them and mock them, and they'll eventually fuck off.

smacking the pony 

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

Stackin' Chips 

The act of accumulating wealth by extraordinary legal or illegal means.
I was working the corner of 116th and Cicero last night, stackin' chips.
Stackin' Chips by BeckShow19 August 2, 2012

pen smacking 

mausterbating (also smacking pen)
I found some porn and starting pen smacking.
pen smacking by Sean March 7, 2004
to count one's money.
stackin my money
"just really wanna smoke my weed, fuck deez hoes and stack my g's"
Stackin by fasdfafaaef July 1, 2006