Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.

Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

by SJDFOX March 19, 2015

parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

Squid

A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.

If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.

by Scorp-ion May 29, 2007

squid ass

anyone or anything walking biking, roller blading, scootering, diving, crawling, selling blood, or drugs on the street/sidewalk/pavement. Generally you would yell it at them from your vehical as you driveby.

LF:"FA fat ass, SA squid ass."

Taylor Swift talking to Dennis Lynn: "I just ran over 5 squid asses with my black hummer 3rd series."
Dennis:"ShoundsH like a buncha shquid ashes to me! MONROE DOCTRINE!"

by Dennis Lynn June 13, 2008

Squid

a US Naval Academy Midshipman

USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"

by CDT B January 24, 2009

shit squid

A white girl that likes Latino men. Similar to a mud shark.

Cassa keeps sending nudes to that Mexican guy. She's such a fucking shit squid.

by Ray Penn-Boyes November 12, 2015

squid

An invertibrate, predator with 8 legs, and 2 longer legs on the side, they live in the water and well, eat stuff...
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....

-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though

-If they ever find the illusive giant squid, I hope they make the illusive giant Calamari

by ea June 9, 2004