dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022

Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life February 12, 2016

Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024

Speak Looks

SHOW ME YOUR FACE!

"i wanted to ask this girl to SPEAK LOOKS"

by Speak Looks April 20, 2021

i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

by Haunting baker September 01, 2022

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 27, 2010

Cody Speak

Incomprehensible tumblr gibberish spoken by an insane former patient at a psychiatric hospital.

"splurge on skrelp and get a skrinkle or sumn"

"that was some insane cody speak"

by 105u28 October 01, 2021