Sholong

Penis

You are a sholong

by Orange sholong February 22, 2025

Slongaful

An Irish goodbye

And William said "Slongaful lads! Have a nice night."

by Eru Iluvatar May 18, 2025

Slong on a stick

Slong on a stick is actual hotdog with ketchup or mayo if your gay just like a penis

Hey you must like Slong on a stick with mayo not ketchup or actual hotdog shape like a penis that's slong on stick

by Slurped buttface May 24, 2025

Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral

I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”

by Chayber1 June 26, 2025

slongicus-dongicus

name of my pingis, given by the queen

my slongicus-dongicus has eradicated thy mother

by BananaBred June 30, 2025

Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025

Shlongitces

It’s when your penis is always HARD it happens to about 0.124% Americans.

Doctor glorp: you have shlongitces

Someone no one knows: wow oh no I’m so bad

by Niggis July 13, 2025