Street Skiing

Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.

Snoop suggested that we have skiis with wheels for Street Skiing.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017

skis osier

A person that is called this before their first name means that they are valued with respect by that person

It can also mean retarded at times but not as often

Skis osier Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is skis osier because ...

by GodOfWorda January 4, 2018

ski lift ticket

Slang for cocaine

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?

by BigDSco April 19, 2018

tongue skiing

Performing cunnilingus, generally during the winter months

Baby, it's cold outside...show me that meat mountain so I can go tongue skiing.

by Wally Milk Toast Pipp September 29, 2017

Ski masking

Ski masking, a slang term for exposing someone anonymously, commonly associated with exposed pictures of the victim

Cypher mentioned ski masking in one of his songs.

"Send me nudes and I will ski mask your ass" -CypherFire (soundcloud)

by Breaked April 11, 2017

Ski-doo

Since Skidoo trails are mostly located in rural areas, it is used to signifiy a rural born and raised narrow-minded inhabitant, who shows misplaced confidence about subjects they legitimately could be aware of by only getting out of the only city they know. Unfortunately, he consciously refuses to and by doing so, he embraces the role society made up for him: The guardian of green spaces and old school values. In much rarer cases of acceptance, a Skidoo can merge as one entity with the vehicle, making it impossible to come back.

Person 1: Oh god, I hate muslims, they are invasives and try to tell us what to do in our country.
Person 2: Shut up fuckin' ski-doo, there is not a single muslim living in a 300 km radius near you. Pack your shit together and just leave ski-doo-town before it's too late.

by SWINDORSE May 31, 2017

skiing through a blizzard

When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.

She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.

by The tenderizer December 5, 2017