Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.

1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”

by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022

scott simon

A jobless Polish junkie.

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...

by SlumLordBillionaire June 6, 2018

Tom Simons

tommyinnit

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."

by the giver of facts January 22, 2022

Ur mom is simon

Im testing this

I like Ur mom is simon

by anonymous April 25, 2022

simon's quest

a nes game that realy sucked!!

you suck at playing simon's quest.

by mikey martinez February 25, 2008

Simon

Sami's Dick

Sami: My simon is really hard
Simon: Fuck You Sami

by QuickScoper19 January 14, 2016

Simon

Simon describes a person who is, selfish, mean, rude and very inappropriate. He has a crush on a popular girl and the popular has a crush on him. He has many friends who are all very rude to the innocent people and none of them are at all nice to anybody but the popular girls.

That was very Simon of you to make fun of that girl.

by NotABadger May 24, 2016