simplex

as in the herpes simplex, a disease you gits from ho's

a large group of simple people.

that simplex, they all got the bus into town and wus so stupid they all got the herpes simplex and the crabs from the local hookers! Then they done given it to their wives! SHIT!

by Gwando November 9, 2003

Simolean

An early twentieth century slang term for dollar
Plural: Simoleans
The term is more known for its use in the series The Sims as a currency

"I found some poor sap's wallet on the sidewalk yesterday. It was filled to the brim with simoleans!"

by Y0uL00kNic3Tod4y September 10, 2024

simolitor

Simolitor is a butchering of the word wordSimulator/word. This shows the laziness of today's youth.

"Do you have that new baseball game, Baseball Simolitor 1.000!?"

by ohp-kyle July 15, 2003

Simelesmon Tolosmeo

Mearse a todos

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Simulectic

Simulectic means if something is really cool

Man that car is Simulectic

by Black Hawk May 15, 2006

simpletothepoint

ONE dimensional, simple, NOTHING extra, taking into account not only the stress level of the receiver, but many other useless pieces of information that've already been received and are being analyzed and processed.

After being given multiple multi-dimensional, useless, confusing, stress-inducing directions, Lerlene was only able to reach her destination when the directions given her were simpletothepoint, thus proving that the FINAL direction giver had TRUE common sense and was finally more interested in helping her than being witty, creative and furthering the entertainment; because really, how entertaining is watching suicide?

by Lerlene May 28, 2008

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009