Shane James Hales

A famous person known for being a pirate, and sailing all over europe used to describe a good ship helm or a good captain

You're quite the shane james hales!

by anonymous December 11, 2023

The Shane effect

A tall skinny alt white lesbian who absolutely fucks. In honour of the legend that is Shane McCutcheon .

Note: especially popular in foreign countries

"Have you seen her with Johana? Or was it Ana? "

"Must be the Shane effect."

by MissG3 April 15, 2023

Shane Shaming

To actively blame someone for the ways that you yourself victimize them. Transferring all of your negative qualities onto them and using those lies to slander them.

You are totally Shane shaming me for drinking some wine! You were stalking and trying to kill me. It's the other way around!

by Victim shaming, slander April 21, 2023

Shaning

The act of eating pussy and after she squirts all her juices into your mouth you spit them back into her mouth

I gave Megan a good ol Shaning last night after she squirted in my mouth

by Rabid Squirrel83 April 29, 2023

Shane oraz

gay junkie cunt

oi look its shane oraz the junkie

by Sassy The Fucking Sasquatch October 16, 2019

Shane

Shane is the god of the death, He controls nothing but annoys older people. Shane is another word for legend, idiot and depression.

Shane once fell of a chair

by Ramon Nashvill October 17, 2019

Shane

The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!

I should’ve listened to Shane since day 1!!! Without him, I feel like I’m suffocating!

by Incompetent December 10, 2020