A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.
“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”
“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”
"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”
"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
by westcoast1n January 29, 2025
Get the Schrödingers Slag. mug.when a tragic incident (mass shooting, fatal plane crash, etc) occurs but the government doesn't know yet whether the person who caused it was a white man or a woman/person of color/LGBTQ+/immigrant/
kate: "did you hear about that plane crash? they're still investigating it, no one knows what happened."
allan: "i heard it was because DEI, fox said the pilot may have been italian. kinda a Schrödinger's DEI thing for now, i guess."
kate: "...i forgot i have a... thing to do... somewhere else...? bye"
allan: "i heard it was because DEI, fox said the pilot may have been italian. kinda a Schrödinger's DEI thing for now, i guess."
kate: "...i forgot i have a... thing to do... somewhere else...? bye"
by murkybongwater January 30, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's DEI mug.Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.
Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"
Mark: "That was so unfunny."
Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"
Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
Mark: "That was so unfunny."
Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"
Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's comedian mug.Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.
Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025
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by LemionLaLemon February 15, 2025
Get the Schrodinger mug.A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.
Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Ragebait mug.When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
by Girthmiester March 1, 2025
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