by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014
Get the Casing the Sausage mug.its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.
by THABUTTSHARK March 1, 2018
Get the Lonely Sausage mug.An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.
Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
by Ltsmashroks May 10, 2009
Get the sausage topic mug.Sweet Sausage is a term commonly used to emphasize how "sweet" or cool something is. Usually, it is used as a complete sentence to signify something is cool after someone else says something.
12 yearold 1: Wow! My mom said she'll take us to the store to buy some more pokemon cards!
12 yearold 2: Sweet sausage!
12 yearold 2: Sweet sausage!
by you don't know me123321 June 19, 2008
Get the sweet sausage mug.by burrencrawler September 10, 2013
Get the sausage wallet mug.- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.
Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''
by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017
Get the poor sausage mug.Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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