moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

Big salami

Big penis

Damn look at that bulge in his pants! He must have a big salami.

by Makin B@CON August 26, 2018

The Steaming

An act in which the two partners have sex in closed windows, during the Summer in 40+ °C, under winter blankets and with an an air conditioner put on the maximum heat for that system. During or shortly after the climax one of the two partners screams out: "Oh, the Steaming!!!", after which both take a shower.

As the man nutted and the woman came, the woman screamed "OH DMAN! The steaming!!!" while the man was panting and shaking.

by Gaburski October 21, 2019

giant steaming shit

A shit witch rips open your asshole that you take primarily after you have been holding it in to finish a game of Call of Duty and

My god bro I took a giant steaming shit I think I fractured my ass

by Normal British child August 29, 2020

Green Salami

Salami that is green.

Hey Ben, what do you call salami that is green?
I don't know, mold?
No, Green Salami.

by Toilet Deer November 6, 2020

Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

Algerian Salami

When a guy, after sex, takes out the condom where he cum into, drink all the cum saying "they always left the better part", then slaps it in the face of their partner whispering in their ears "I will be careful, I promise"

Damn, Omar did a pretty nasty Algerian Salami on his crush last night, he should be more careful.

by avemarianolimetangere December 31, 2021