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The River Dance Fuck

When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.
Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
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cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.
"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"
by man of the year October 10, 2014
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Dickissippi River

when throat fucking your partner while they use a neti pot. The water runs down from their nostrils over your cock creating a river over your penis
Joseph was throat fucking his girlfriend while she was using a neti pot. The water ran down her throat over his penis like dickissippi river
by ChubbyBuffy July 26, 2016
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bear river high school

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
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Charles River Ricotta

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).
You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!
by jcer1 February 15, 2022
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Grand River

Kingdom of NE OH. Ran by A Bicy Kings, and birthplace of CB3
Dude, back in Grand River.............. I lived in Madison
by Fat Nigga December 13, 2010
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Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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