magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

magic sausage ride by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 30, 2007

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meat ride

To agree with someone 100% of the time no matter how stupid their idea.

P1: Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever!!!
P2: No he is not all his roles are the same character.
P3: I totally agree with person 1 Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever and person 1 is never wrong
P2: MEAT RIDE!!!!!

meat ride by Th3 2 N 0nly May 31, 2009

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finger ride

(v.) When a dude straight up let’s a chic ride his finger as though it’s his erect penis so as to provide stimulation. Often the gentleman may allow said female to ride his finger whilst still fully clothed.

He gave me the best finger ride, I managed to cum in less than 2 minutes

finger ride by Alex Frank Smith May 29, 2018

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The Invisible Tea Cup Ride

A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.

The Invisible Tea cup Ride

The Invisible Tea Cup Ride by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010

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Hitch a ride

Walking behind a girl with a hot ass when going from one place to another.

After I get off the bus, I wait wait for a hot girl to walk by so I can hitch a ride for my walk to work.

Wow, Mary has great ass. I know.When she walked by me this morning, I hitched a ride and stared at her ass for 20 minutes.

Hitch a ride by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020

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Sticky Back Ride

A sticky back ride is when you nut on a girls back while she's sleeping, put some kind of animal on her, and whenever she wakes up she'll have the animal stuck to her back.

Hey Tom, I just busted on this chicks back and practically gave her pet hamster a sticky back ride! She didn't even realize it until it got unstuck and crawled into her asshole.

Sticky Back Ride by bammz January 22, 2021

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Sugar Rush Ride

Sugar Rush Ride is a song by TXT or TOMORROW X TOGETHER (투모로우바이투게더) that was released on January 27th 2023 by HYBE LABELS.

I love TXT's new song Sugar Rush Ride!

Sugar Rush Ride by jimin*iz January 30, 2023

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