real lifing

When someone gets but hurt online, and shows up at your door step to fight

He got trolled to the point where he real lifing him

by squidphish January 6, 2019

real ass bitcoin

a bharlotte cridge is what they call the very rare 6ft turtle that can be found off the gulf of mexico and sometimes is the honduras. it's jaw is strong enough to break through human bones, so if you do end up seeing one do not go close to it. watch out.

noob surfer: woah, is that a giant turtle???
pro surfer: nah, what you're seein' is a real ass bitcoin
noob surfer: is it dangerous???
pro surfer: yeah brah, don't go close, it'll eat you.
noob surfer: gnarly.
pro surfer: 🤙🏼
noob surfer: 🤙🏼

by realassbitcoin🙈😜 May 29, 2019

real frin

A friend that is in freekick frin chat

sok is a real frin
ameer is a real frin
marlos is a real frin
reqam is a real frin

oli is a fake frin

by iAmeer June 11, 2019

Real Fuck

A basic way of calling someone a Dickhead

Uber driver
- I invite you polite to exit my vechicle, your ride is canceled. Feel free to call yourself another ride.
Passenger
-Bruh... You're a REAL FUCK .. You know that ?!?

by Ghost9 April 18, 2020

real witchu

a string of words used to share present affection and a hope for the future.

I can't wait to get real witchu 😘

by Krkič May 29, 2020

Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

Real Niggastry

The act of enlightening another person in a positive manner, and keeping it real along the way.

The act of preaching real nigga shit, from a real nigga.
The act of speaking in a way to help someone mentally or speaking straight facts.

Man dude. Can you stop with all this real niggastry.
Everytime we smoke, he always on his real niggastry shit.
Imma real nigga, all I speak is real niggastry.

by xXMrSPADESXx July 1, 2021