Real Madrid

The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

by Ben Dover February 28, 2005

real-time

When two geographically separated people do something in unison, over the phone or internet.

"My girl and I had real-time sex today." or "I'm going to do her real-time."

by ndg January 22, 2005

The Real One

The physical form of the person of your dreams, the one you spend your day thinking of or the one you fantasize about. Always favorable to the dream version and often mistaken for the dream one if you are awoken mid-dream.

amanda: last night when i was trying to wake you up, you poked my head to see if i was really there and then called me the real one.

john: oh i must have been dreaming about you

by zepinktroll September 9, 2010

Real Man

When people tell a male he must act more like a "real man," what they mean is he should not act like a woman. Society sees women as inferior beings.

The term is often correctly labeled as sexist, but incorrectly labeled as misandry.

A "real man," is typically used towards heterosexual men who do not embody behaviors projected onto females by society, including submissiveness, nagging, complaining, weakness, or fragility.

"Women always say guys should act like, "real men." That's female privilege."

by cosmicmicrowave December 16, 2018

Real Madrid

A team and club built on buying players for daft amounts of money, and a definate 'has been' in world football. They purchase players on the basis of marketability and shirt sales, and throw them together on a pitch expecting to win things. They also have fans who wave white hanckerchiefs when they arn't happy, and make absolutly no noise/atmosphere during a match.

Person 1 - 'Real Madrid were even by Liverpool today'

Person 2 - 'Wow, they are shite!'

by Red_Dev June 14, 2009

real jam

Music: it is the groove of a good song that you fall into.

As in the music of George Clinton and Parliament, "I've got jam on my knees, and I'm ready to spread"

The Real Jam

gsheeah

by Mofury December 15, 2006

extra real

Something that is so amazing that it goes beyond just being real, but "extra" real

That 360 degree dunk was extra real

by SRaju October 30, 2007