hardcore retarded
A situation, instance, individual, something that is mentally retarded to the next power or to the extreme.
hardcore retarded by s__money May 19, 2008
A bucket of retarded pies
"Ironing our Dead Rising 1's sizeable wrinkles of unreasonable difficulty, and A.I. on the level of a bucket of retarded pies..."
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
A bucket of retarded pies by LordRaven37 March 14, 2011
Related Words
Sexy Retarded
Sexy Retarded
1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win
2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail
1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win
2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail
Sexy Retarded by JonnyMenace January 5, 2009
Dentally retarded
Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.
Bob: My teeth are killing me.
Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.
Bob: I don't wanna go.
Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.
Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.
Bob: I don't wanna go.
Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.
Dentally retarded by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009
recycling-retarded
1 (adj.) The phenomenon of a person becoming so ingrained with throwing away any and all byproducts that they can't remember to recycle even when the option is placed directly beside the trash can.
2 (adj.) A kindergarten-level attitude problem against recycling, and a sign of extreme, illogical selfishness resulting in aggression towards the Earth and anybody who respects it.
2 (adj.) A kindergarten-level attitude problem against recycling, and a sign of extreme, illogical selfishness resulting in aggression towards the Earth and anybody who respects it.
You just put a plastic bottle, aluminum can, and plastic wrapper in a trash can that's right next to the recycling bin. Yet you bitch about smelly landfills and also admit to not caring about oil pouring into the ocean. I don't get it, did you witness your mother getting raped by a whale? You're recycling-retarded.
recycling-retarded by zealant April 25, 2011
turbo-retarded
When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
turbo-retarded by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011
this is fucking retarded
A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
this is fucking retarded by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014