patrick stump

omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot

girl :my bf looks like patrick stump

boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump

girl :no thts my bf

boy :sweet

by danidaisy November 3, 2006

patriotism

A love or pride for one's country. Popularly assumed to be the same thing as hyperpatriotism, nationalism, and chauvunism, especially by prejudiced (and quite hypocritical) anti-American Urban Dictionary contributors. For reference, note the other definitions on this word for some "witty" anti-American attemps to belittle the people of the United States.

Patriotism in its true form is merely a pride for being a citizen of one's country. A patriot DOES NOT live by the idea that his country's people are superior than others. True patriots, depsite popular belief, do not believe the government is always right, either. Such people are known as meatheads.

For further information on related terms, see nationalism, prejudice, meathead, hypocritical patriotism, hyperpatriotism and chauvunism.

"To announce that there must be no criticsm of the president, or that was are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but it's morally treasonable to the American public." ~Teddy Roosevelt (1918)

by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 25, 2004

john patrick

John Patrick is a man made of more than your average JP. He loves his gran, he loves football and he really enjoys chatting about what's for dinner. Mostly found cracking jokes, he's a cheeky chappy and easily as handsome as Rick Astley.

John Patrick will know which yoghurt Beyonce likes.

by EasilyConfused July 21, 2020

Patrikswayze

A guy who likes to get off on hand-dryers in the bathroom. Also known as dirty-dancing with the hand-dryer.

Man, that guy totally pulled a Patrikswayze in the bathroom.

by Someguy6901 December 24, 2008

Patriotic Tongue Salute

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.

Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009

Patrick Leach

Man with an unusually small penis.

Everybody loves Patrick Leach.

by thegoodman November 6, 2010

patrick demoss

super chill, cuteee, lazy, caring, adorable, loved by teachers and friends, generally has adorable dimples and a cute smile. Makes everyones day and over all amazing person. Hes a keeper

that guy is so partick demoss we should hang out with him more.
I wish i was like patrick demoss.

by smiley9495 October 28, 2011