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Semi Professional Girlfriend

The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"
by Bad Puppy December 19, 2019
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PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)

Very common in academics, students should adhere to this idealistic acronym "PPP" or Pretty, Proper, and Professional, which is an ideology or method to consider when submitting work, especially papers or projects. This acronym is not limited to academics, as it can be applied to other facets of life such as work, personal mottos, and more.
Professor: Make sure your project is PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)!
Student: Ok.. My project will be P cubed, you got it.
Professor: Excellent, I look forward to seeing it!

Person 1: My life motto is to be PPP when in doubt.
Person 2: Not a bad life motto.
Person 1: Ikr....
by LingDanc803 May 2, 2021
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profesh refresh

Profesh refresh (n.) A reminder or series of reminders to an employee about appropriate dress, behavior, or activities for the workplace. Can also be used to describe reminders about expected quality of product, though this is a less common usage.
The woman down the hall wearing uggs and a blanket needs a profesh refresh.
by hmbatl November 28, 2015
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process philosophy

A philosophy of the immediate.

Process philosophy, following the Kantian model of sense-in-itself, postulates that metaphors sharpen over time.
Process Philosophy argues that feelings are a memory.

Thus immediate feeling can provide more clarity to a paradigm than an intentionalistic historical analysis.

Follows the trajectory of Plato's Cave.
by sandraxine July 16, 2020
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in process

During progression of
We're in process of completing the project.
by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009
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due process

Any process by which someone's preexisting beliefs and opinions are confirmed. (Processes which contradict someone's preexisting beliefs and opinions are therefore "prejudicing due process").
Twitter putting a warning on Donald Trump's election fraud claims are thus prejudicing due process.
by quonerkz December 3, 2020
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hoogeveen process

hoogeveen process word gebruikt om aflijding te maken in de klas metaal bewerking
meestal word er dan kanker veel lawaai gemaakt en is de hele klas facking druk
puur omdat 1 kanker autist niet kan lesen of spellen
wij gaan bij metaal bewerking leren over het hoogeveen process
by hoogeveen process uitvinder March 30, 2022
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