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Lily, The Great Procrastinator

I LOVE TO replace high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority. I ALSO LOVE doing stuff for my enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time.
Lily, The Great Procrastinator once thought about conquering the Nation of Panem but chose to watch Sailor Moon instead.
by THEGIRLONFIRE October 9, 2012
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procraptinate

The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.

This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."

"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
by Whilding87 June 7, 2007
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Procrascination

The act of running away from revision or an important deadline by becoming passionately interested in something which would normally be boring. Usually induced by a combination of stress and the internet.
"I shouldn't have gone on Wikipedia - I got a procrascination for the moons of Jupiter and now I've got to write fifteen thousand words on the Spanish civil war by tomorrow."

"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
by Autonova April 25, 2010
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Precrastinate

v. - to start work or a paper so early that you do the wrong thing or screw the assignment up

the opposite of procrastinate
Uncico did the physics outline before the assignment was posted, which caused him to precrastinate by doing the wrong chapter.
by Omar Kahil August 18, 2016
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Procrasterbate

I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.
by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007
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procrastination

I think i've typed more on Facebook chat than i did my last research paper. (procrastination)
by sirenge February 16, 2009
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procrastiblog

1. verb
To write or comment on blog entries as a means of avoiding other activities.
2. noun
An overly long blog entry that takes up so much time to read or write that work is neglected by the reader or author.
No, I didn't do my homework. I was up all night procrastiblogging.
by LaikaSol January 30, 2005
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