camo position

The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.
Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.
by Jester Games December 18, 2016
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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone
There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.
by rjs4 December 07, 2016
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Tested Positive

Having a big dick
by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022
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Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
by DaExplosion August 28, 2023
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The angler position

A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night
by Bob McVagene March 08, 2019
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squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.
Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”
by Htychchf June 19, 2018
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