Pokemon

When you sneeze.

Hmmm... I think I will go buy a donut.

by whoop de doo June 18, 2003

Pokemon

A game in which small children force creatures to fight to the death in tournaments. Similar to Dog Fighting.

I was playing Pokemon the other day and fucked the Elite Four over a table. (Pokemon Slang for kicked their asses.)

by RandomCrazyChicken May 1, 2010

poemage

the act or process of presenting a poem.

his poemage went well, reciting it to kristin with effortless grace.

by Zack Wilder February 9, 2004

Poemographer

one who writes poems; a cool poet, one who is 'off the hook' at writing poems (so to speak).

"i once wrote a poem
across the internet it shall roam
Never shant it die
o'er it we'll cry?"
- Man that guys one kick ass poemographer

by Landjack INC. October 19, 2008

pokemon

A very quick way of saying Rastafarian foreplay. (Can I poke you, mon? ;) )

Rasta guy: Can I pokemon ;)
Rasta girl: Any time, mon ;)

by hannahhihfefioh October 14, 2013

Pokemon

Amazing cute creatures (Well, apart from Gyrados) that can kick butt.
Also Emolga is mine
And now that we've got that randomness out of the way...
A Pokemon Pocket Monster is a creature that can use powers called 'Moves' and some can even evolve. These creatures are used as slaves by 10 year olds who want to have cage fights with wild magical animals :3

'You like Pokemon?"
"Let's be friends"

by Suika999 September 25, 2017

pokemon scammer fag

Someone who sells you a fake Pokemon game. Like soul siver.

This Pokemon scammer fag sold me a fake copy of Pokemon soul sliver. It was really undertale in disguise. Ughhhhh...

by Accurate trashman May 2, 2018