los angeles police dept

Los angeles police Dept. abbreivated at LAPD. is the police department of los angeles and has served the city since 1869. with 9,974 sworn officers as of 2020. they have 6,000 patrol vechicles often works with California Highway Patrol (CHP) the vechicles use mainly Ford explorers

I work for the Los Angeles police dept.

by Ilovecops September 21, 2020

cai's police state

a discord server, a place where loving communism takes place, a place where the three police chiefs, liu, cai and kuang, never struggle to find ways to annoy, entertain and joke. featuring bruh, mongolian, skinty stick, trans twins, a cute couple, syrian refugee, twitch thots , wholesome gamer girls and a bunch of npcs.

"Are you in the cai's police state server? It's a bunch of mumbo jumbo! Yesterday, they changed the server profile to our lord and saviour, "EL RASHO MACUIN B)" but now it's just Toad and Toadette porn."

by doingurmom March 29, 2021

Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.

My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

park ridge police

ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses

oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks

by rattlehead November 12, 2021

are u polite

aka "你礼貌吗" in Chinese.It means what you do is not good for somebody/something

- I will connect positive and negative
- battery: are u polite?

by calvinlin July 6, 2022

Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018

police

The thing that never shows up quite on time when someone needs it.

Where are the police?
You know how it goes, they'll show up at the last second when everything is just about over.

by Headladn June 27, 2014