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Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you
DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.
by DC_93 April 26, 2012
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Cell Phone Hoe

This type of Hoe relies on instant messaging or calling those for a booty call. Usually one of many homeboys numbers and many pictures of their male private areas stored inside their phone.

The Cell Phone Hoe also take snap shots of herself in the nude, some up close in specific areas she knows will get what she wants.

If the cell phone hoe is discovered, she will no doubt defend herself, go on offensive thus lie about her behavior, or hide cell phone which is most likely hiding it from her partner (victim).

It is said that hoes love attention and has been proven a strong fact since the only way a hoe can be a hoe is to receive what they desire. The Cell Phone Hoe is a innovated specie who has extended the need through technology itself. Becoming another of electronic evolution of the Hoe Genre.
Nate: Tia! The fuck is this in your damn cell phone!?

Tia: Why you going through my shit for!? That is private property!

Nate: No sense in being private if we are together! So much for trust you damn cell phone hoe. I got ya ass though, you been showin' the damn goods to these random fuckers too!
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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made my phone ring

Having an extreme intimate time together that seems to always make the phone ring.
Excellent sexual intercourse interrupted by the phone ringing.
variations: makes my phone ring, made her phone ring.
last night was awesome, you made my phone ring.
by dandml September 29, 2010
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phone potato

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.
Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!
by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008
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Phone Bomb

when you mass send someone an extremely long message and they receive it as multiple pages.
Alex: Dude, my phone was going off for hours last night.
David: Sounds like you got phone bombed!
by Tha Big0ne March 4, 2011
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Ceramic phone to God

The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.
"aw God!"
*bleurgh*
by moodus March 13, 2005
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Phone

1.)An appliance used for communication between two or more people not within talking range.
2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'
1.) Telemarketer: "Hello, If you would give me a minute to tell you about our new offer-" You: *shoots phone*

2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"
by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004
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