fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.

*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

Phone Sass

A term used to describe self-righteous attitude through the phone, whether it be spoken or texted. Phone Sass is usually accompanied with the feeling you are boned (not literally), or have been ratted out. Phone Sass also applies to AIM, Skype, or any method of contact over long distances. Phone Sass is not quite as bad as face-to-face sass, in which you can't easily take a bathroom break or run to grab a drink like you can while on AIM.

Ugh, her Phone Sass is really bugging me. Why did he have to go and tell her that?

by Shpanc June 28, 2009

phantom phone

The phenomenon where you feel your cellphone vibrate in your pocket or you hear it vibrate in the immediate area, when in fact, your phone has not vibrated at all and/or isn't even in the area.

Person #1: Dude. I totally though my phone just vibrated but I don't even have it with me. Wtf?!

Person #2: Yea man, just another case of phantom phone.

by ballinik August 14, 2009

Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.

That girl is phone deaf.

by mzs454 January 18, 2021

cell phone

The cell phone is a device originally intended to allow communication over long distances without the need of a grounded connection. however, recently, the cell phone has become the equivalent of a pace maker to many people.

millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.

The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.

cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.

While oringinally intended to be a communications device, the cell phone has found many other uses, including angering the older population with people who walk around seemingly talking to themselves.

by weylin December 27, 2008

Talking on the Phone

Another term for having sex. Can also mean masturbating.

She was talking on the phone with her boyfriend last night.

by Cristy October 2, 2005

LG phone

The person below is an absolute idiot and doesn't know what they're talking about. LG produced some of the best Android phones and were hella underrated. They never settled for mediocrity, their phones always included the best and latest tech. They were the first ones to up the display resolution on smartphones from Full HD (1080p) to Quad HD (1440p). They had some of the best cameras on a smartphone. They still kept the headphone jack despite Apple and other companies removing them. They were also generally innovative and tried out new ideas, unlike Apple.

And if you still must insist that LG phones are shit, well then good news for you because they officially stopped making smartphones in April 2021.

RIP LG phones 2009-2021, the world hardly even knew or appreciated ya.

Wee Todd: LG phones are shit.
Me: How so?
Wee Todd: Their emojis look ugly
Me: ....that's it? That's your reason? You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021