National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023

waist paste

Male ejaculate

"Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"

"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.

by e_RoC May 25, 2018

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

past desires

a fat nigga who hasnt fucked on girl

that mf looks like a past desires

by gaylord123123 January 14, 2024

blind past

A past with can't been unseen

I been always thinking about my blind past

by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022

Copy and paste

When u copy and paste a text. (Usually used to cheat on tests etc.)

Me: Jesus this essay is so fucking long, Im gonna cheat
*Finds a website*
*copy and pastes info into essay*
Me: seems good enough.
*turns in*
*next day*
Teacher: SASHA WTF
Me: WHAT
Teacher: im not a dumbass idiot
Me: wdym....
Teacher: U get a fucking E on this essay.
Me: y?
Teacher: STOP ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW
Me: WELL I DONT KNOW
Teacher: u really used urban Dictionary to cheat on this test?
Me: yes...
Teacher: u fucking dumbass

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 6, 2020