Bumping Parasols

A euphemism for lesbian goth sex.

Ophelia & Willow are totally bumping parasols. *gasp*

by DisasterWeenie July 28, 2019

Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.

The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

Fanny packs

Fanny packs keep you organized. They protect your core. They are very stylish. You can run and walk fast and ride a bike easily with a fanny pack.

All her fans showed support by wearing fanny packs.

Nike has an extra large fanny pack!
Have you seen the wraparound fanny pack?
Her fanny packed quite a punch!

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

Planetary parasol

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.

Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.

by Rilighan April 3, 2020

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020

vicarious parasite

A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”

I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.

by Observative December 19, 2020

Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.

Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021